Match 1: Val Venis and the Godfather vs. Nation off-casts D-Lo Brown and Mark Henry.  
	Venis and Godfather did the expected pre-match bit with a foursome of ho's; D-Lo
	surprised all by being joined at ringside by Terri Runnells and Jacqueline.  The 
	back-and-forth action finally ended in favor of Brown and Henry when Jacqueline 
	interfered and caused Venis to be pinned. 
Match 2:  the Headbangers vs. Oddities
	In the end, the Headbangers double-team tactics proved sufficient to bamboozle 
	Kurrgan and Golga, as the 'Bangers stole a pinfall win. 
Match 3: Owen Hart vs. Steve Blackman.  In
	a very good match, Owen looked none the worse for wear after a few months off the road. 
	However, the great action was marred by a non-finish, as Owen simply walked out on the 
	match, getting intentionally counted out. Huh? 
Match 4: The Brood vs. the JOB Squad.  
	Some interesting spots here, all leading to Christian scoring the pin on Scorpio following a 
	"Tomikaze" (Tommy Rogers' back-slide DDT finisher). 
Match 5: Goldust vs. Jeff Jarrett 
	got off to a slow start, but as soon as there were near-falls involved, the crowd lit
	up and began paying close attention.  If Goldust lost, he'd have to strip naked (boo!), 
	but if Goldust won the crowd was going to be treated to a striptease from Debra 
	McMichael.  After a red-hot closing sequence that saw a number of near falls and false
	finishes (including a guitar shot on Goldust by Debra), Jarrett finally scored the pinfall 
	with a forwards side Russian legsweep.  The ref's decision, however, was overturned by
	 WWF Commish Shawn Michaels, who declared that Debra's guitar shot constituted a 
	DISQUALIFICATION.  On Michaels' order, Goldust was named winner, and Debra had to
	strip.  She was down to her bra and panties when Jarrett and the Blue Blazer hit the ring; 
	the Blazer covered Debra up just as she had removed her top.  The crowd was not happy. 
Match 6: The New Age Outlawsvs. Ken Shamrock and the Big Bossman. 
	They were up to the challenge, however, as no amount of chicanery from Corporate 
	Commish Shawn Michaels could prevent Billy Gunn from reversing a suplex into a pinning 
	combination on Ken Shamrock.  The Outlaws retain the tag titles by the skin of their teeth. 
Match 7: The Rock vs. Mankind
	This match provided the night's hottest action, as well as the most compelling story. 
	Vince McMahon was once again at ringside directing traffic, and constantly altered the rules 
	of the match and harrassed the ref.  Lots of wicked bumps by Foley here.  When McMahon 
	ordered the ref to DQ Mankind on a bogus call, Mankind resorted to taking out the ref...  
	when McMahon himself tried to order the DQ, Mankind took out the timekeeper.  Eventually 
	a second ref appeared and the match continued with hot action and near falls.  Finally, 
	Mankind locked the Rock in the Mandible Claw; the ref was on top of the situation, and called
	for the bell as the Rock faded into unconsciousness.  The crowd erupted as they thought they'd 
	seen Mick win the belt... but Vince was quick to grab a mic and announce that even though 
	Mankind won the match, the Rock never tapped out or said he quit, so on a completely bogus 
	technicality, the Rock would retain the title.  As discussed above, Mankind snapped until a 
	"corporate save" left him hobbling.  Vinnie must have heard my snap idea!!!
Steve Austin vs.Undertaker battled to bury the other alive.  
	This was a big sloppy brawl, and appeared to be held back a bit as Steve Austin seemed
	to be suffering a legit back/kidney-area injury.  In the end, Kane made an appearance to 
	brawl with the Undertaker, opening the door for Austin to hit the Stunner and stuff Undertaker
	 in the grave.  With a back-hoe, Austin filled up the hole with dirt, and celebrated with a six 
	pack of ice cold beer.  Austin is now qualified for the Royal Rumble thanks to the win here. 

	The Oddities vs. The Headbangers and Tiger Ali Singh
		I don't even know what to expect out of this match, except maybe
		a good laugh.  This match isn't worth a damn, and shouldn't even
		be on this PPV.  It would be a whole lot better if they just brought 
		back the ho that swallow the whol kielbasa (DAMN I LOVED THAT)
	The Brood vs. The J.O.B.Squad
		The brood doesn't have a chance against a weel oiled machine like 
		the JOB Squad.  The brood is nothing except three goofs with some
		damn good entrance music.  Al gives Edge a little head, and the J.O.B. 
		squad get the win.
	"Sexual Chocolate" and D-Lo vs. Supply and Demand
		Give this win to D-LO and Mark Henry.  The have been on a big tear
		as of late, and are getting a push.  This match may change however.
		You can see why in the NAO vs. Team Corp. match.
	Owen Hart vs. Steve Blackman
		It's GI Joe vs. the nugget here.  Hart will win only because Blackman 
		isn't worth giving a push.
	Golddust vs. J-E-Double F J-A-Double R-E-Double T in a stripped naked match
		Quite possibly the only match on this card that is worth a damn.  The only match 
		they I am looking forward to.  I can see WWF making both men win, so no
		prediction here.  All I can say is go Golddust!!!!! I want a see little hoho tonight.
	New Age Outlaws vs. Ken Shamrock and Big Boss Man
		This match may not happen.  Apparently Road Dog is having a little trouble 
		with his back, and the card may change to be Sexual Chocolate and D-LO vs
		Team Corp for a #1 contenders match.  If it does go on, expect the NAO to win.
		I don't care how, I just love their schtick.
	Stone Cold vs. Undertaker in a buried alive match
		I can only say one thing about this match.  Stone Cold enjoy the Royal Rumble!
		Vinnie, who do you got fooled Stone Cold is your boy.
	The Rock vs. Mankind
		Once again, this is a gee I wonder who will win match.  Ummm, this is a hard one
		The match will be great, only because Mankind makes it.  Maybe afterwards Vinnie
		should let Mankind snap, alot like Shamrock does, at least that would make this 
		match cool.

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